My First Name According to Urbandictionary - Page 2

Chris Armstrong · February 8th, 2010, 12:50 PM

Chris : -

1. A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

2. is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

One lucky lady does

3. The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!

Well that just made my day - a good pick up from the rest of internet events.

Andreas Rosland · February 8th, 2010, 02:01 PM

Andreas

1.
Common Norwegian christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises
GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg - He's an ANDREAS!

2.
The most wonderful guy in the world. Should be loved and worshipped always. Goes well with Zoe's. Has a fondness for semi-colons.
Oh! Andreas he's wonderful!

3.
A sexy beast you is a hottie and all the girls love him!!
Andreas asks a girl out she says "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

4.
the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way.

If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
Andreas is father to urban writer and he is a great guy, generally amazing.

----
Not that bad

Graham.Smith · February 8th, 2010, 05:31 PM

I have two definitions -

1:
A tall handsome and utterly **** worthy dude that has no place on this earth as it is entirely beneath him. Women fall at his feet and are often found exploding in orgasm as he may pass them by.
"Whoa dude is that a 'Graham'?"

"Yeah, what's he doing on earth, I thought he was like on another level"

"Oh my god I think I just came"

and the Second

2:
noun: A bestial sodomite. Origins of the term Graham trace back to medieval Scotland where ancient pig farmers used their livestock for sexual comfort. (Remainder censored)

Now, one wonders if the two are connected or if I have spent too much time with my new DO....

Ali Fikree · February 9th, 2010, 11:32 AM

Here are mine :

Ali: A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that your ali wont ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell your ali absolutely anything. Your ali should only be YOUR ali if you can trust them with your life, if you would do anything for them and if they mean the world to you, a best friend that you couldn't live without and who you never want to loose.
1: "Am i your ali?"
2:"no, only ali is my ali"

or

An awesome person. Doesn't need to be a male can also be female. Someone who is always up to do anything for a laugh and is nice, caring and HOT ontop of that. Don't just call ya mates Ali, pick out a random from the street, nudge ya mate and let em know ya laid ya lucky eyes on an Ali!
Ben - Yo man did you check that chick?
Greg - What the blonde hottie?
Ben - Yeah god what a ****ing Ali
Greg - Shit yeah. Agreed

Corey Smith · February 9th, 2010, 01:28 PM

Corey: Slang Cockney word for penis

Thanks Stathis, I feel so much better now!

Graham S · February 9th, 2010, 02:03 PM

A tall handsome and utterly **** worthy dude that has no place on this earth as it is entirely beneath him. Women fall at his feet and are often found exploding in orgasm as he may pass them by.
"Whoa dude is that a 'Graham'?"

"Yeah, what's he doing on earth, I thought he was like on another level"

"Oh my god I think I just came"

and

A man who is considered slightly asymmetrical due to his unnaturally large arms and genitalia. Grahams are generally despised by other insecure men, but sought after relentlessly, though secretly, by woman.
"Wow, look at that guy's arms and bulge. He is obviously such a Graham."

*Clare* · February 9th, 2010, 04:53 PM

CLARE

1. A beautiful, kind hearted, yet firey soul.On the whole this foxy cat is a gem but woe betide the person who does not fold the tent correctly or pack the boot correctly.

2. A typically female name. It means "clear" or "clarity". She is usually friendly, outgoing, and extremely multi-talented. Her journey is the envy of many.

3. Usually an odd individual that enjoys the kinkier side of life. Maintains an active sex life and is always open to new experiences. Attracts both male and female attention. Nothing will stand in her way. She is a strong influence on the innocent as she appears so herself.

Happy times

Fiekes · February 9th, 2010, 05:06 PM

Fiekes isn't defined yet.

**keri.lewis** · February 9th, 2010, 05:07 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Ali Fikree)

Here are mine :

Ali: A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that your ali wont ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell your ali absolutely anything. Your ali should only be YOUR ali if you can trust them with your life, if you would do anything for them and if they mean the world to you, a best friend that you couldn't live without and who you never want to loose.
1: "Am i your ali?"
2:"no, only ali is my ali"

or

An awesome person. Doesn't need to be a male can also be female. Someone who is always up to do anything for a laugh and is nice, caring and HOT ontop of that. Don't just call ya mates Ali, pick out a random from the street, nudge ya mate and let em know ya laid ya lucky eyes on an Ali!
Ben - Yo man did you check that chick?
Greg - What the blonde hottie?
Ben - Yeah god what a ****ing Ali
Greg - Shit yeah. Agreed

Always thought you looked a lot like a girl...

adrian.brown · February 9th, 2010, 06:45 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Corey Smith)

Corey: Slang Cockney word for penis

Quote: (Originally Posted by Clare)

CLARE

kind hearted, yet firey soul.

Now you know this must be genuine

Adrian

1, God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite
possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)

2, A hot ass guy that is strong and smart. Trys everything to keep a relationship from failing and is good when it comes to listening and talking (not to girls). Also know best for his abilities and experience in bed. A great friend and the best boyfriend to be with. On the other hand not the best person to mess with because he can fight. Adrian for some reason cannot hold a grudge for little things, but can and will not let it go if it horible. Even if he says he got over it (he really didn't). Another thing is once he likes someone he wont move on til he gets that person or he finally accepts that he is never going to get her. BUT just give him a chance... he may just be the best thing thats ever happen to you.

February 8th, 2010, 02:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
Andreas Rosland(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Norway, Bergen Posts: 108	Andreas 1. Common Norwegian christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg - He's an ANDREAS! 2. The most wonderful guy in the world. Should be loved and worshipped always. Goes well with Zoe's. Has a fondness for semi-colons. Oh! Andreas he's wonderful! 3. A sexy beast you is a hottie and all the girls love him!! Andreas asks a girl out she says "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" 4. the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way. If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be. Andreas is father to urban writer and he is a great guy, generally amazing. ---- Not that bad __________________ I can resist anything but temptation

February 8th, 2010, 05:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
Graham.Smith(Offline) MIFLEX DIR Did It Rupture Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Eastbourne Posts: 257	I have two definitions - 1: A tall handsome and utterly ** worthy dude that has no place on this earth as it is entirely beneath him. Women fall at his feet and are often found exploding in orgasm as he may pass them by. "Whoa dude is that a 'Graham'?" "Yeah, what's he doing on earth, I thought he was like on another level" "Oh my god I think I just came" and the Second 2: noun: A bestial sodomite. Origins of the term Graham trace back to medieval Scotland where ancient pig farmers used their livestock for sexual comfort. (Remainder censored) Now, one wonders if the two are connected or if I have spent too much time with my new DO.... __________________ Sovereign Divers, Eastbourne BSAC 0513 - The BSAC Club where Hog Rigs are welcomed.**

February 9th, 2010, 11:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ali Fikree(Offline) Instructor Candidate Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Dubai Posts: 1,016	Here are mine : Ali: A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that your ali wont ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell your ali absolutely anything. Your ali should only be YOUR ali if you can trust them with your life, if you would do anything for them and if they mean the world to you, a best friend that you couldn't live without and who you never want to loose. 1: "Am i your ali?" 2:"no, only ali is my ali" or An awesome person. Doesn't need to be a male can also be female. Someone who is always up to do anything for a laugh and is nice, caring and HOT ontop of that. Don't just call ya mates Ali, pick out a random from the street, nudge ya mate and let em know ya laid ya lucky eyes on an Ali! Ben - Yo man did you check that chick? Greg - What the blonde hottie? Ben - Yeah god what a ****ing Ali Greg - Shit yeah. Agreed __________________ "A community that excludes even one of its members is no community at all." -Dan Wilkins

February 9th, 2010, 01:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
Corey Smith(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: High Springs, FL Posts: 11	Corey: Slang Cockney word for penis Thanks Stathis, I feel so much better now! __________________ Halcyon Manufacturing

February 9th, 2010, 04:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
Clare(Offline) GUE Instructor Site Admin Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,930	CLARE 1. A beautiful, kind hearted, yet firey soul.On the whole this foxy cat is a gem but woe betide the person who does not fold the tent correctly or pack the boot correctly. 2. A typically female name. It means "clear" or "clarity". She is usually friendly, outgoing, and extremely multi-talented. Her journey is the envy of many. 3. Usually an odd individual that enjoys the kinkier side of life. Maintains an active sex life and is always open to new experiences. Attracts both male and female attention. Nothing will stand in her way. She is a strong influence on the innocent as she appears so herself. Happy times __________________ Clare . "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions....Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great." Interested in DIR dive training? Always happy to chat/answer questions so get in touch via PM or visit www.dirdiver.co.uk

February 8th, 2010, 12:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
Chris Armstrong(Offline) Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Eltham(London)/ Loughborough(Leciestershire) Posts: 591	Chris : - 1. A kid who is always up to party and have a good time Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes. 2. is a slang for huge cock like incredibly huge. oh man I wish I had a chris in me. One lucky lady does 3. The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with. Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams! Well that just made my day - a good pick up from the rest of internet events.

February 9th, 2010, 02:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
Graham S(Offline) Muppet Man Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orpington Kent Posts: 526	A tall handsome and utterly **** worthy dude that has no place on this earth as it is entirely beneath him. Women fall at his feet and are often found exploding in orgasm as he may pass them by. "Whoa dude is that a 'Graham'?" "Yeah, what's he doing on earth, I thought he was like on another level" "Oh my god I think I just came" and A man who is considered slightly asymmetrical due to his unnaturally large arms and genitalia. Grahams are generally despised by other insecure men, but sought after relentlessly, though secretly, by woman. "Wow, look at that guy's arms and bulge. He is obviously such a Graham."

February 9th, 2010, 05:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
Fiekes(Offline) New Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Belgium Posts: 65	Fiekes isn't defined yet.

February 9th, 2010, 05:07 PM	#19 (permalink)
keri.lewis(Offline) Wreck Ferret Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,057	Quote: (Originally Posted by Ali Fikree) Here are mine : Ali: A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that your ali wont ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell your ali absolutely anything. Your ali should only be YOUR ali if you can trust them with your life, if you would do anything for them and if they mean the world to you, a best friend that you couldn't live without and who you never want to loose. 1: "Am i your ali?" 2:"no, only ali is my ali" or An awesome person. Doesn't need to be a male can also be female. Someone who is always up to do anything for a laugh and is nice, caring and HOT ontop of that. Don't just call ya mates Ali, pick out a random from the street, nudge ya mate and let em know ya laid ya lucky eyes on an Ali! Ben - Yo man did you check that chick? Greg - What the blonde hottie? Ben - Yeah god what a ****ing Ali Greg - Shit yeah. Agreed Always thought you looked a lot like a girl... __________________ Even a "bad" day diving beats a day in the office... Keri The more I learn.. the more ignorant I realise I am..

February 9th, 2010, 06:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
adrian.brown(Offline) U.K's first XK1 owner :) Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Somerset. United Kingdom Posts: 602	Quote: (Originally Posted by Corey Smith) Corey: Slang Cockney word for penis Quote: (Originally Posted by Clare) CLARE kind hearted, yet firey soul. Now you know this must be genuine Adrian 1, God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks) 2, A hot ass guy that is strong and smart. Trys everything to keep a relationship from failing and is good when it comes to listening and talking (not to girls). Also know best for his abilities and experience in bed. A great friend and the best boyfriend to be with. On the other hand not the best person to mess with because he can fight. Adrian for some reason cannot hold a grudge for little things, but can and will not let it go if it horible. Even if he says he got over it (he really didn't). Another thing is once he likes someone he wont move on til he gets that person or he finally accepts that he is never going to get her. BUT just give him a chance... he may just be the best thing thats ever happen to you. __________________ Im not ginger im sandy gold Last edited by adrian.brown; February 9th, 2010 at 06:50 PM..