Niknaks spools reviewed in DIVER magazine

Divingniknaks · January 20th, 2006, 12:24 AM

Diver magazine this month reviewed Spools from various firms.

Apparently the Niknaks spool came out marginally better for having a "bigger hole".

Some kind soul immediately suggests "this must be due to the amount of wh0ring"

I ask you ? :D

Fabulous , fame at last. :p

**jb2cool** · January 20th, 2006, 12:29 AM

nice one. Might have a look at that even if it's just to see how far they can go splitting hairs between spools.

daz · January 20th, 2006, 12:59 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Divingniknaks)

Diver magazine this month reviewed Spools from various firms.

Apparently the Niknaks spool came out marginally better for having a "bigger hole".

Some kind soul immediately suggests "this must be due to the amount of wh0ring"

I ask you ? :D

Fabulous , fame at last. :p

So let me get this straight.

Your spool is better for having a bigger amount of nothing in the middle..

Well that's the nature of dive kit marketing for you

Daz

Phil O · January 20th, 2006, 01:20 AM

I must go out and get a copy this weekend - it's about time your hole was reviewed young man!!!

Divingniknaks · January 20th, 2006, 01:22 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by daz)

So let me get this straight.

Your spool is better for having a bigger amount of nothing in the middle..

Well that's the nature of dive kit marketing for you

Daz

Ah my small friend,

The bit that was removed was DELRIN (praise the Gods) therefore the bit you didn't get when you bought it was soooooooo much more expensive, (Oops lost salesman mode for moment there).

Reset !

That should have read, " due to superior design technology and extensive testing in extreme environments, the spool is more suited to the rigours of cold water diving and enhances your safety factor by upwards of 10 percent " ........ Oh FFS I for one am bored with this bull if you're not.

It's a spool FFS sake. Exactly the same as the competition but 30% cheaper.

Bedtime said Zebedee !

Am I the only one here old enough to remember "the Magic Roundabout" first time round ?

Techadmin, can we have a Poll section please, Those who remember the "Magic Roundabout" and those who who don't.

And while we're (OK me ) are on the subject, Rhubarb was RUBBISH ! And Hector, the miserable sod just don't get me started or else !

Brian the snail for king !

Night all

I feel a poll coming on !

Divingniknaks · January 20th, 2006, 01:26 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Phil O)

I must go out and get a copy this weekend - it's about time your hole was reviewed young man!!!

Look, I've told you before on here, change your aftershave and you might have a chance :D

Getting rid of those X-shorts was a good move though

Straight acting is always better I've found.

daz · January 20th, 2006, 01:27 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Divingniknaks)

Ah my small friend,

The bit that was removed was yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah

Reset !

That should have read, "yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah" ........ Oh FFS I for one am bored with this bull if you're not.

It's a spool FFS sake. Exactly the same as the competition but 30% cheaper.

OK think I understood the important bits

Daz

Divingniknaks · January 20th, 2006, 01:37 AM

Glad to see you have the knack of cutting to the chase

But my hole is still bigger than the rest , nah nah nah nah nerrrrrrr :D

I'm not sure that's something I should be bragging about

slimer · January 20th, 2006, 01:47 AM

But my hole is still bigger than the rest , nah nah nah nah nerrrrrrr :D

That is not what I would be bragging about. Seems to me that a bigger hole is less fun. You got to have a nice tight squezzzzzz to enjoy it.

Slimer

GoDiva · January 20th, 2006, 02:24 AM

Sounds like swimsuits and underware: the less material, the more expensive it gets...

January 20th, 2006, 12:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Divingniknaks(Offline) Resident purveyor of shiney kit.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midlands UK Posts: 1,038	Niknaks spools reviewed in DIVER magazine Diver magazine this month reviewed Spools from various firms. Apparently the Niknaks spool came out marginally better for having a "bigger hole". Some kind soul immediately suggests "this must be due to the amount of wh0ring" I ask you ? :D Fabulous , fame at last. :p __________________ Phill ----------------------------- Salvo Lights, DirZone Gear , Frog Wings Dive ? http://www.divingniknaks.com

January 20th, 2006, 12:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
jb2cool(Offline) Padawan learner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bracknell, Berkshire Posts: 797	nice one. Might have a look at that even if it's just to see how far they can go splitting hairs between spools. __________________ http://jb2cool.bulldoghome.com

January 20th, 2006, 01:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
Phil O(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Milton Keynes Posts: 340	Niknaks hole reviewed I must go out and get a copy this weekend - it's about time your hole was reviewed young man!!! __________________ Phil

January 20th, 2006, 01:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Divingniknaks(Offline) Resident purveyor of shiney kit.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midlands UK Posts: 1,038	Quote: (Originally Posted by daz) So let me get this straight. Your spool is better for having a bigger amount of nothing in the middle.. Well that's the nature of dive kit marketing for you Daz Ah my small friend, The bit that was removed was DELRIN (praise the Gods) therefore the bit you didn't get when you bought it was soooooooo much more expensive, (Oops lost salesman mode for moment there). Reset ! That should have read, " due to superior design technology and extensive testing in extreme environments, the spool is more suited to the rigours of cold water diving and enhances your safety factor by upwards of 10 percent " ........ Oh FFS I for one am bored with this bull if you're not. It's a spool FFS sake. Exactly the same as the competition but 30% cheaper. Bedtime said Zebedee ! Am I the only one here old enough to remember "the Magic Roundabout" first time round ? Techadmin, can we have a Poll section please, Those who remember the "Magic Roundabout" and those who who don't. And while we're (OK me ) are on the subject, Rhubarb was RUBBISH ! And Hector, the miserable sod just don't get me started or else ! Brian the snail for king ! Night all I feel a poll coming on ! __________________ Phill ----------------------------- Salvo Lights, DirZone Gear , Frog Wings Dive ? http://www.divingniknaks.com

January 20th, 2006, 01:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
Divingniknaks(Offline) Resident purveyor of shiney kit.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midlands UK Posts: 1,038	Quote: (Originally Posted by Phil O) I must go out and get a copy this weekend - it's about time your hole was reviewed young man!!! Look, I've told you before on here, change your aftershave and you might have a chance :D Getting rid of those X-shorts was a good move though Straight acting is always better I've found. __________________ Phill ----------------------------- Salvo Lights, DirZone Gear , Frog Wings Dive ? http://www.divingniknaks.com

January 20th, 2006, 12:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
daz(Offline) "Don't worry I'm approved" Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bristol Posts: 209	Quote: (Originally Posted by Divingniknaks) Diver magazine this month reviewed Spools from various firms. Apparently the Niknaks spool came out marginally better for having a "bigger hole". Some kind soul immediately suggests "this must be due to the amount of wh0ring" I ask you ? :D Fabulous , fame at last. :p So let me get this straight. Your spool is better for having a bigger amount of nothing in the middle.. Well that's the nature of dive kit marketing for you Daz

January 20th, 2006, 01:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
daz(Offline) "Don't worry I'm approved" Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bristol Posts: 209	Quote: (Originally Posted by Divingniknaks) Ah my small friend, The bit that was removed was yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah Reset ! That should have read, "yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, waffle, waffle, waffle, technical wordy, waffle, yada yada, blah, blah, blah, blah" ........ Oh FFS I for one am bored with this bull if you're not. It's a spool FFS sake. Exactly the same as the competition but 30% cheaper. OK think I understood the important bits Daz

January 20th, 2006, 01:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
Divingniknaks(Offline) Resident purveyor of shiney kit.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midlands UK Posts: 1,038	Glad to see you have the knack of cutting to the chase But my hole is still bigger than the rest , nah nah nah nah nerrrrrrr :D I'm not sure that's something I should be bragging about __________________ Phill ----------------------------- Salvo Lights, DirZone Gear , Frog Wings Dive ? http://www.divingniknaks.com

January 20th, 2006, 01:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
slimer(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: SW MO Posts: 27	Lol But my hole is still bigger than the rest , nah nah nah nah nerrrrrrr :D That is not what I would be bragging about. Seems to me that a bigger hole is less fun. You got to have a nice tight squezzzzzz to enjoy it. Slimer

January 20th, 2006, 02:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
GoDiva (Online) New Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Belgium Posts: 544	Sounds like swimsuits and underware: the less material, the more expensive it gets...