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Old December 2nd, 2005, 08:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A logistics cockup !

Now I ask you in all seriousness, can it be right to eat Pork Pie without Branston Pickle ?

I mean come on !

A logistics cock up chez Niknaks, means I have Pork pie and NOOOOO Branston, heads will roll I tell you
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 09:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Divingniknaks)
Now I ask you in all seriousness, can it be right to eat Pork Pie without Branston Pickle ?

I mean come on !

A logistics cock up chez Niknaks, means I have Pork pie and NOOOOO Branston, heads will roll I tell you
Surely a team member would be carrying the emergency Branston? What was that? No-one was carrying it?! Plan the nosh, nosh the plan and all that
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 09:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dude,

Tell me you are kidding about the pork pie?

I think the tastiest thing about pork pie and Branston Pickle is the fact that I'm in the States now and don't have to watch people eat it anymore

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Old December 2nd, 2005, 09:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Mind you, those mini pork & pickle pies that you get at the service stations are fantastic!

I believe they do pork & apple too! :D
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 10:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old December 3rd, 2005, 12:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Divingniknaks)
Now I ask you in all seriousness, can it be right to eat Pork Pie without Branston Pickle ?
I'm sorry but pork pies should be eaten unadulterated by pickle. Trust me. I know about eating pies.

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Old December 3rd, 2005, 12:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Mind you, those mini pork & pickle pies that you get at the service stations are fantastic!

I believe they do pork & apple too! :D
Yeah but do they deep fry the things Rick ?


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Old December 3rd, 2005, 12:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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So this is the way you get to be top poster Knackers - posting unintelligible bollox. At least this time you put it in Greek so we can understand you.

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Old December 3rd, 2005, 01:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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So this is the way you get to be top poster Knackers - posting unintelligible bollox. At least this time you put it in Greek so we can understand you.

Coat please Waiter
Didn't you know Phil and Izzy were related? :D
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Old December 3rd, 2005, 01:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Suddenly at 10 minutes past midnight everything becomes clear. And what's even more amazing that there are 48 people on the forum as I type. Have we got no beds to got to??
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