This is truly amazing !

Divingniknaks · September 15th, 2006, 04:42 PM

US talent show.

You decide if they have talent or not ?

http://www.youtube.com/v/RB-wUgnyGv0

Sterny · September 15th, 2006, 06:22 PM

The Hoff says "Absolutely Yes!", and that's good enough for me.

Stunning!

**Howard Payne** · September 15th, 2006, 06:46 PM

When Garf gets back from Italy and finds his whole wardrobe's been stolen - there's gonna be hell to pay

Gareth Burrows · September 22nd, 2006, 08:53 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Howard Payne)

When Garf gets back from Italy and finds his whole wardrobe's been stolen - there's gonna be hell to pay

Serve me right for using your hand-me-downs then :D

GoDiva · September 22nd, 2006, 01:42 PM

Usefull on a rainy day pre- and post-dive...

Roel · September 22nd, 2006, 01:55 PM

Why do other women always need so much time to dress??

Dun · September 22nd, 2006, 02:12 PM

pffttttt.... I can do that.....

LOL

vibrant videographer · September 30th, 2006, 11:22 AM

Seeing the Hof on u-tube reminded me about this mail i got a while ago.
Im not sure how all the hype about the hoff and Good 'ol chuck is in Europe , but back home we had a great laugh in the summer at jokes like these.
OVER and ENJOY

27 True Facts about David Hasselhoff

1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David
Hasselhoff allows to live.

3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's David
Hasselhoff!" Then she had s3x with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.

5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could
use to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.

8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn
needs to lie the f**k down.

10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets David instead.

11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it
notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed
in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up
with lactose's sh!t.

14. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding.

16. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

17. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists
entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

18. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his
Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet
of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

19. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and
won.

20. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year
later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's.
When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for
queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be
thrown into the sun.

22. When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.

23. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow
motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno
erupts behind him.

24. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire
spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

25. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate
every last unicorn in existence.

26. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself
in the face.

_____

SeaJay · October 2nd, 2006, 04:11 PM

OMG that's funny.

September 15th, 2006, 04:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
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September 30th, 2006, 11:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
vibrant videographer(Offline) New Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Switzerland , for now Posts: 12	David Hoff Seeing the Hof on u-tube reminded me about this mail i got a while ago. Im not sure how all the hype about the hoff and Good 'ol chuck is in Europe , but back home we had a great laugh in the summer at jokes like these. OVER and ENJOY 27 True Facts about David Hasselhoff 1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live. 3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny. 4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had s3x with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself. 7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back. 8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity. 9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down. 10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead. 11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero. 12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. 13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh!t. 14. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill. 15. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding. 16. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 17. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. 18. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. 19. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 20. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. 21. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. 22. When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 23. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him. 24. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. 25. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. 26. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares. 27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face. _____

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SeaJay(Offline) New Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Beaufort, SC, USA Posts: 162	OMG that's funny.