New Name for Howard Payne!

Martin Burnard · July 13th, 2006, 09:34 PM

For those that missed the post, the poor fellow metioned above is unable to dive a rather beautifull (opps nasty pointless wreck, infact not really a wreck,.. it isn't there), becuase a local bye law doesn't allow anybody called "Howard" to dive it!

So we need to rename him.

Various members of this forum have PM'd me for suggestions, whilst honoured to be consulted on such a manner, I feel it is for higher authority than I. To this end I must open it to all members!

Your suggestions please...

May I start with "Ann Algesic"

wilbo · July 13th, 2006, 09:44 PM

As a first attempt - may I offer: Cynthia Payne?

Martin Burnard · July 13th, 2006, 09:57 PM

Wasn't that Miss Whiplash the House of Pleasures owner?

dlegros · July 13th, 2006, 10:08 PM

Might I offer a few suggestions?

Dom

Martin Burnard · July 13th, 2006, 10:11 PM

Heeee Heeeee

GLOC · July 13th, 2006, 10:28 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by dlegros)

Might I offer a few suggestions?

Dom

Have a silver...I have seen those before, excellent.

**Howard Payne** · July 14th, 2006, 12:27 AM

Gone off wrecks - like you Martin I'm into fish now - in a nice beer batter with some tartare sauce and a fine Chianti.... fufufufufufufufufufuufuf... "tell me your darkest fears Clarice"

Divingniknaks · July 14th, 2006, 01:10 AM

Philistine - Chianti with fish ?

Chablis, Sauternes or perchance a Tocai.

But a Chianti ??????????????

July 13th, 2006, 09:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Martin Burnard(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Plymouth, UK Posts: 580	New Name for Howard Payne! For those that missed the post, the poor fellow metioned above is unable to dive a rather beautifull (opps nasty pointless wreck, infact not really a wreck,.. it isn't there), becuase a local bye law doesn't allow anybody called "Howard" to dive it! So we need to rename him. Various members of this forum have PM'd me for suggestions, whilst honoured to be consulted on such a manner, I feel it is for higher authority than I. To this end I must open it to all members! Your suggestions please... May I start with "Ann Algesic" __________________ I once enjoyed a sado-masachistic frenzy of total tintintabulation leading to a state of metampsychosis... or did I make that up? www.bananafrogcars.co.uk

July 13th, 2006, 09:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
wilbo (Online) Chimp 4 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Swindon, UK Posts: 872	As a first attempt - may I offer: Cynthia Payne? __________________ Cheers! Wilbo DIR explorers: DIR Yorkshire Divers: YorkshireDivers One of the Foxturd chimps

July 13th, 2006, 09:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Martin Burnard(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Plymouth, UK Posts: 580	Wasn't that Miss Whiplash the House of Pleasures owner? __________________ I once enjoyed a sado-masachistic frenzy of total tintintabulation leading to a state of metampsychosis... or did I make that up? www.bananafrogcars.co.uk

July 13th, 2006, 10:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
dlegros(Offline) 20% Ninja 80% Rebel Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Birmingham Posts: 245	Might I offer a few suggestions? Dom __________________ Dom I reject your reality and substitute my own DIR-RA

July 13th, 2006, 10:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Martin Burnard(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Plymouth, UK Posts: 580	Heeee Heeeee __________________ I once enjoyed a sado-masachistic frenzy of total tintintabulation leading to a state of metampsychosis... or did I make that up? www.bananafrogcars.co.uk

July 13th, 2006, 10:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
GLOC (Online) Moderator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Fleet, Hants Posts: 1,950	Quote: (Originally Posted by dlegros) Might I offer a few suggestions? Dom Have a silver...I have seen those before, excellent. __________________ Gareth Images of Life Photography DIR Team Foxturd Travels Underwater and Further Afar If you don't have the time to do something right, where are you going to find the time to fix it? - Stephen King

July 14th, 2006, 12:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
Howard Payne(Offline) Never Knowingly Underfabu Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,198	Gone off wrecks - like you Martin I'm into fish now - in a nice beer batter with some tartare sauce and a fine Chianti.... fufufufufufufufufufuufuf... "tell me your darkest fears Clarice" __________________ The Foxturd Chimp

July 14th, 2006, 01:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Divingniknaks(Offline) Resident purveyor of shiney kit.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midlands UK Posts: 1,038	Philistine - Chianti with fish ? Chablis, Sauternes or perchance a Tocai. But a Chianti ?????????????? __________________ Phill ----------------------------- Salvo Lights, DirZone Gear , Frog Wings Dive ? http://www.divingniknaks.com