The Rules....

Ziggi · July 13th, 2006, 07:59 PM

Ok ladies and gentlemen,

Maybe this is nice for the newbies, who maybe often ask them self about the rules, such as Rule 1 and 2 and rule 6. So I made a compilation with this post since I can't find it on this forum.

There are a few rules, option and advice with DIR diving and those are:

The Rules:
#1: Don't dive with Strokes.
#2: Don't listen to Strokes.
#3a: Each diver is reasponsible for the contents of his own cylinder.
#3b: Always analyze your mix before every dive.
#4: Don't find solutions for problems that don't excist.
#5: Nothing underwater is worth dying for.
#6: Always look cool.
#7: If you can't look cool doing it, it's not worth doing it in the first place.
#8: Don't dive a reabreather unless you need it.

The Option:
#1: Don't dive

Advice:
#1 Don't go blind on the advice of a dive shop owner.

**Howard Payne** · July 13th, 2006, 08:27 PM

Rules by George - spelling by Mark Chase

*Clare Gledhill* · July 13th, 2006, 09:09 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Howard Payne)

Rules by George - spelling by Mark Chase

Now you post in Dutch!

You forgot rule 5.5 though

Ziggi · July 13th, 2006, 09:59 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Clare Gledhill)

Now you post in Dutch!

You forgot rule 5.5 though

What was rule 5.5?

Humm..I won't do it in dutch

**Howard Payne** · July 14th, 2006, 12:18 AM

Regel Nummer 5.5 - Altijd de draak steken

dlegros · July 14th, 2006, 07:58 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Howard Payne)

Regel Nummer 5.5 - Altijd de draak steken

Always put the dragon??????

Dom

wilbo · July 14th, 2006, 03:23 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by dlegros)

Always put the dragon??????

Dom

theres a space missing there Dom.. it should read:

"Always put the drag on" - as in: Never forget to cross dress..

Rick · July 14th, 2006, 03:28 PM

5.5 Don't eat yellow snow

Divingniknaks · July 14th, 2006, 06:30 PM

5.5 Always have a Budgie down your Speedos ?

.

**Howard Payne** · July 15th, 2006, 12:04 AM

Colloquial Dutch for "Always take the piss"
I am a man of many talents - most of them hidden

July 13th, 2006, 07:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ziggi(Offline) New Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 110	The Rules.... Ok ladies and gentlemen, Maybe this is nice for the newbies, who maybe often ask them self about the rules, such as Rule 1 and 2 and rule 6. So I made a compilation with this post since I can't find it on this forum. There are a few rules, option and advice with DIR diving and those are: The Rules: #1: Don't dive with Strokes. #2: Don't listen to Strokes. #3a: Each diver is reasponsible for the contents of his own cylinder. #3b: Always analyze your mix before every dive. #4: Don't find solutions for problems that don't excist. #5: Nothing underwater is worth dying for. #6: Always look cool. #7: If you can't look cool doing it, it's not worth doing it in the first place. #8: Don't dive a reabreather unless you need it. The Option: #1: Don't dive Advice: #1 Don't go blind on the advice of a dive shop owner. Last edited by Ziggi; July 13th, 2006 at 08:52 PM.

July 13th, 2006, 08:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Howard Payne(Offline) Never Knowingly Underfabu Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,198	Rules by George - spelling by Mark Chase __________________ The Foxturd Chimp

July 13th, 2006, 09:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Clare Gledhill (Online) GUE Instructor Site Admin Pacman Champion! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,540	Quote: (Originally Posted by Howard Payne) Rules by George - spelling by Mark Chase Now you post in Dutch! You forgot rule 5.5 though __________________ Clare . "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions....Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great." Interested in DIR dive training? Always happy to chat/answer questions so get in touch via PM or visit www.dirdiver.co.uk

July 14th, 2006, 12:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
Howard Payne(Offline) Never Knowingly Underfabu Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,198	Regel Nummer 5.5 - Altijd de draak steken __________________ The Foxturd Chimp

July 14th, 2006, 07:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
dlegros(Offline) 20% Ninja 80% Rebel Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Birmingham Posts: 245	Quote: (Originally Posted by Howard Payne) Regel Nummer 5.5 - Altijd de draak steken Always put the dragon?????? Dom __________________ Dom I reject your reality and substitute my own DIR-RA

July 13th, 2006, 09:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ziggi(Offline) New Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 110	Quote: (Originally Posted by Clare Gledhill) Now you post in Dutch! You forgot rule 5.5 though What was rule 5.5? Humm..I won't do it in dutch

July 14th, 2006, 03:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
wilbo (Online) Chimp 4 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Swindon, UK Posts: 872	Quote: (Originally Posted by dlegros) Always put the dragon?????? Dom theres a space missing there Dom.. it should read: "Always put the drag on" - as in: Never forget to cross dress.. __________________ Cheers! Wilbo DIR explorers: DIR Yorkshire Divers: YorkshireDivers One of the Foxturd chimps

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Divingniknaks(Offline) Resident purveyor of shiney kit.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midlands UK Posts: 1,038	5.5 Always have a Budgie down your Speedos ? . __________________ Phill ----------------------------- Salvo Lights, DirZone Gear , Frog Wings Dive ? http://www.divingniknaks.com

July 15th, 2006, 12:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
Howard Payne(Offline) Never Knowingly Underfabu Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,198	Colloquial Dutch for "Always take the piss" I am a man of many talents - most of them hidden __________________ The Foxturd Chimp