Caption Competition

**GLOC** · February 25th, 2006, 06:30 PM

Friday provided a few photos which could be used for a caption competition, so Wilbo, if you will indulge me I will use one that you shot...

wilbo · February 25th, 2006, 06:38 PM

Al to bob on checking everything is out of the water:
Scooters. check.
Stages. check.
.. there's something missing..

Oh Sh!t.. Gledders!

:p

wilbo · February 25th, 2006, 06:39 PM

Scooter envy.

wilbo · February 25th, 2006, 06:41 PM

what to you mean someone has stolen the boots off all of our cylinders?

Howard Payne · February 25th, 2006, 06:43 PM

Bob: Remember - less is more - take only what you need
Al: I'm only going for a wee
Bob: Short bodied Gavin, AL80, 7L & an Al40 then
Gloc: I'd leave it a while - Janos has just been in the loo and shivered out a beauty
Bob: Al - you'd better take an RB80 as well then and don't forget to lay a line - the viz'll be terrible
Chasey: Those RB80's are crap
Gloc: You know that car next to the 6 meter platform?
Bob: Yeah
Gloc: It looks like a Land Rover to me, you don't spose...
Bob: Shhh - she's right behind you!!
Al: Seems like a lot of clobber just for a wee?
Chasey: Couldn't you just have a "Wee On The Fly"
Clare: Bob! You'd never take all that if you were going for a wee would you?
Bob: Don't be silly - I'd get another member of the team to have a wee for me
Gloc: Still hasn't got that bl**dy Audi open...

**GLOC** · February 25th, 2006, 07:01 PM

Howard, the bloke you think is me, is in fact Mark Chase! I am the nose just pointing in from the extreme right hand side of the frame!
==================

Anything missing, bugger, the twinsets and wings?

or

Al and Bob contemplate how far they can get into the VQPP cave system with 9 stages and four scooters...

or

Who said DIR was about a minimalistic approach to diving....

*Clare* · February 25th, 2006, 07:07 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Howard Payne)

Bob: Don't be silly - I'd get another member of the team to have a wee for me
Gloc: Still hasn't got that bl**dy Audi open...

LoL :D

**GLOC** · February 25th, 2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Last edited by Gledders : Today at 07:08 PM. Reason: Oops - pressed wrong button - sorry

Mmmmm, seems like the power is getting to her, adding comments to any posts she likes. Wilbo remember what she said about 'your' posts....

cold water diver · February 25th, 2006, 07:18 PM

think those other guys will notice if we swipe this stuff?

Mark Chase · February 25th, 2006, 08:12 PM

February 25th, 2006, 06:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
wilbo(Offline) Senior Chimp Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,562	Al to bob on checking everything is out of the water: Scooters. check. Stages. check. .. there's something missing.. Oh Sh!t.. Gledders! :p __________________ Cheers! Wilbo DIR explorers: DIR Yorkshire Divers: YorkshireDivers One of the Foxturd chimps

February 25th, 2006, 06:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
wilbo(Offline) Senior Chimp Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,562	Scooter envy. __________________ Cheers! Wilbo DIR explorers: DIR Yorkshire Divers: YorkshireDivers One of the Foxturd chimps

February 25th, 2006, 06:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
wilbo(Offline) Senior Chimp Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,562	what to you mean someone has stolen the boots off all of our cylinders? __________________ Cheers! Wilbo DIR explorers: DIR Yorkshire Divers: YorkshireDivers One of the Foxturd chimps

February 25th, 2006, 06:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Howard Payne(Offline) The Voices And The Becks Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,024	Bob: Remember - less is more - take only what you need Al: I'm only going for a wee Bob: Short bodied Gavin, AL80, 7L & an Al40 then Gloc: I'd leave it a while - Janos has just been in the loo and shivered out a beauty Bob: Al - you'd better take an RB80 as well then and don't forget to lay a line - the viz'll be terrible Chasey: Those RB80's are crap Gloc: You know that car next to the 6 meter platform? Bob: Yeah Gloc: It looks like a Land Rover to me, you don't spose... Bob: Shhh - she's right behind you!! Al: Seems like a lot of clobber just for a wee? Chasey: Couldn't you just have a "Wee On The Fly" Clare: Bob! You'd never take all that if you were going for a wee would you? Bob: Don't be silly - I'd get another member of the team to have a wee for me Gloc: Still hasn't got that bl*dy Audi open... __________________ Eastbourne Sub-Aqua Club 0513 Nitrox & Trimix, Club Boat, Plenty of Good Value Diving, Regular Club Trips & Holidays, Rec & Tech Training, GUE / Hogarthian Friendly Come Try Us! Last edited by Howard Payne; February 25th, 2006 at 11:04 PM..*

February 25th, 2006, 07:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Clare(Offline) GUE Instructor Site Admin Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,930	Quote: (Originally Posted by Howard Payne) Bob: Don't be silly - I'd get another member of the team to have a wee for me Gloc: Still hasn't got that bl**dy Audi open... LoL :D __________________ Clare . "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions....Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great." Interested in DIR dive training? Always happy to chat/answer questions so get in touch via PM or visit www.dirdiver.co.uk

February 25th, 2006, 06:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
GLOC(Offline) Moderator and aka Mavis Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Malmesbury, Wilts Posts: 2,772	Friday provided a few photos which could be used for a caption competition, so Wilbo, if you will indulge me I will use one that you shot...

February 25th, 2006, 07:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
GLOC(Offline) Moderator and aka Mavis Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Malmesbury, Wilts Posts: 2,772	Howard, the bloke you think is me, is in fact Mark Chase! I am the nose just pointing in from the extreme right hand side of the frame! ================== Anything missing, bugger, the twinsets and wings? or Al and Bob contemplate how far they can get into the VQPP cave system with 9 stages and four scooters... or Who said DIR was about a minimalistic approach to diving....

February 25th, 2006, 07:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
GLOC(Offline) Moderator and aka Mavis Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Malmesbury, Wilts Posts: 2,772	Quote: Last edited by Gledders : Today at 07:08 PM. Reason: Oops - pressed wrong button - sorry Mmmmm, seems like the power is getting to her, adding comments to any posts she likes. Wilbo remember what she said about 'your' posts....

February 25th, 2006, 07:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
cold water diver(Offline) New Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: eastern Canada Posts: 99	think those other guys will notice if we swipe this stuff?

February 25th, 2006, 08:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mark Chase(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kent England Posts: 1,071	__________________ The only DIR Inspiration/Hammer head/KISS/rEvo/JJ diver in the village www.ourturkishvilla.co.uk