Salvo Torch - Wanted

MJH · February 9th, 2007, 12:21 PM

I am looking out for a secondhand 10w Salvo Torch

Does anyone have one they would like to part with please?

Thanks

M

Neil S · February 9th, 2007, 05:12 PM

Marianne

I am sure i saw one of these for sale on either YD or ebay sometime last week. Apologies for my vagueness (not even sure if this is a word. Come to think of it i'm not sure about anything anymore really other than death and taxes. Note to anyone thinking of setting up a limited company to pay themselves in dividends in order to dodge tax. Ensure that you put away enough money to pay the student loan that you have also dodged paying. Cheapest loan that you will ever get my arse Blair. Anyone need a kidney?- soapbox dismantled.)

Good luck with the search

Neil

P.S. Sorry but i just needed to get that off my chest. Carry on everyone.

P.P.S. If you work for Tesco you get a bonus every month. If you work for the NHS you get diarrhoea and vomitting.

MJH · February 9th, 2007, 06:16 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Neil S)

Ensure that you put away enough money to pay the student loan that you have also dodged paying.

Neil

I've got one of those too. Which is bad enough. But even more scary is the thought of putting two kids through Uni

M

Neil S · February 10th, 2007, 04:32 PM

Heres a good tip Marianne

Force feed them cheap white cider until they vomit. Repeat this as often as possible and hopefully by the time they start uni their drinking days will be over!!!! They won't be able to look at a pub without turning green at the gills. This should keep costs down while they study.

Neil

TobyFish · February 10th, 2007, 08:53 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Neil S)

Heres a good tip Marianne

Force feed them cheap white cider until they vomit. Repeat this as often as possible and hopefully by the time they start uni their drinking days will be over!!!! They won't be able to look at a pub without turning green at the gills. This should keep costs down while they study.

Neil

Or do what the Landlord of the huntsman in Bath did to me... refuse to sell me any more diamond white "in my condition" but let me have a beamish as a "nightcap"

grrr...

Phil O · February 10th, 2007, 09:34 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by TobyFish)

Or do what the Landlord of the huntsman in Bath did to me... refuse to sell me any more diamond white "in my condition" but let me have a beamish as a "nightcap"

grrr...

mmmmm .... Beamish

MJH · February 11th, 2007, 02:17 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Neil S)

Heres a good tip Marianne

Force feed them cheap white cider until they vomit. Repeat this as often as possible and hopefully by the time they start uni their drinking days will be over!!!! They won't be able to look at a pub without turning green at the gills. This should keep costs down while they study.

Neil

Neil I like your thinking

As a kid I got really ill drinking Pernod.

Never been able to touch the stuff since.

So maybe this will work. I suggest it to them – see what they say ROTFL

February 9th, 2007, 12:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
MJH(Offline) Mask? Oh yes, I thought it was cold.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Orpington, Kent Posts: 389	Salvo Torch - Wanted I am looking out for a secondhand 10w Salvo Torch Does anyone have one they would like to part with please? Thanks M

February 9th, 2007, 05:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Neil S (Online) New Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 275	10W Salvo Marianne I am sure i saw one of these for sale on either YD or ebay sometime last week. Apologies for my vagueness (not even sure if this is a word. Come to think of it i'm not sure about anything anymore really other than death and taxes. Note to anyone thinking of setting up a limited company to pay themselves in dividends in order to dodge tax. Ensure that you put away enough money to pay the student loan that you have also dodged paying. Cheapest loan that you will ever get my arse Blair. Anyone need a kidney?- soapbox dismantled.) Good luck with the search Neil P.S. Sorry but i just needed to get that off my chest. Carry on everyone. P.P.S. If you work for Tesco you get a bonus every month. If you work for the NHS you get diarrhoea and vomitting.

February 10th, 2007, 04:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Neil S (Online) New Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 275	classical conditioning Heres a good tip Marianne Force feed them cheap white cider until they vomit. Repeat this as often as possible and hopefully by the time they start uni their drinking days will be over!!!! They won't be able to look at a pub without turning green at the gills. This should keep costs down while they study. Neil

February 10th, 2007, 08:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
TobyFish(Offline) Fine Upstanding Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Telford, UK Posts: 792	Quote: (Originally Posted by Neil S) Heres a good tip Marianne Force feed them cheap white cider until they vomit. Repeat this as often as possible and hopefully by the time they start uni their drinking days will be over!!!! They won't be able to look at a pub without turning green at the gills. This should keep costs down while they study. Neil Or do what the Landlord of the huntsman in Bath did to me... refuse to sell me any more diamond white "in my condition" but let me have a beamish as a "nightcap" grrr... __________________ Rude-boy Volvo "Gangsta Rollin' in me nine-six-oh"

February 10th, 2007, 09:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Phil O(Offline) New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Milton Keynes Posts: 340	Quote: (Originally Posted by TobyFish) Or do what the Landlord of the huntsman in Bath did to me... refuse to sell me any more diamond white "in my condition" but let me have a beamish as a "nightcap" grrr... mmmmm .... Beamish __________________ Phil

February 9th, 2007, 06:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
MJH(Offline) Mask? Oh yes, I thought it was cold.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Orpington, Kent Posts: 389	Quote: (Originally Posted by Neil S) Ensure that you put away enough money to pay the student loan that you have also dodged paying. Neil I've got one of those too. Which is bad enough. But even more scary is the thought of putting two kids through Uni M

February 11th, 2007, 02:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
MJH(Offline) Mask? Oh yes, I thought it was cold.... Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Orpington, Kent Posts: 389	Quote: (Originally Posted by Neil S) Heres a good tip Marianne Force feed them cheap white cider until they vomit. Repeat this as often as possible and hopefully by the time they start uni their drinking days will be over!!!! They won't be able to look at a pub without turning green at the gills. This should keep costs down while they study. Neil Neil I like your thinking As a kid I got really ill drinking Pernod. Never been able to touch the stuff since. So maybe this will work. I suggest it to them – see what they say ROTFL Last edited by MJH; February 11th, 2007 at 10:31 AM.