Although it seems most answers are seeing this as humorous, I have to say that in my wreck workshop, taught by two Cave2/Tech2 divers, we were expected to be able to conduct a debrief of the dive that went through the events in chronological order AND with reference to the time each event occurred. I was tasked with a similar debrief in Rec Triox (and didn't do very well at it). In both cases, it was made clear that our usual,"Wow, that was fun," or, "Well, that didn't go very well," wasn't an adequate evaluation of the dive
I like the proposed mnemonic.