Wear x-shorts and you'll look as gay as a gay thing... look at my avatar..... <----
I'm normally a hairy arsed, deep voiced alpha male, but I pulled on those shorts to give the boys a photo opportunity and came over all camp and gay.... look at my avatar again...
<--- that could be you that could
Don't do it, buy stick on pockets and some neoprene glue.. your manliness depends on it..
Dave
<ahem, in a much deeper voice>
Dave!.....